To My Immature Ex Boyfriend by Cooper J. S

Author:Cooper, J. S. [Cooper, J. S.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Romance
Amazon: B08749ZC4Q
Goodreads: 53534242
Publisher: Amazon Digital Services
Published: 2021-03-23T07:00:00+00:00

Chapter 16

Birdie

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I grabbed my phone and started a group text to Olivia, Jane, Magnolia, and Millie.

“HEY GUYS, MAYDAY, MAYDAY, I NEED YOUR ADVICE!”

Olivia was the first one to respond. “What’s going on, Birdie??”

“Okay, don’t kill me, but Hunter just came over.”

“Oh my gosh, what?!”

“Yeah, he just went out to get a pack of cards.”

Jane: He went to get a pack of cards or he went to get some condoms?

Millie: Come on now, Birdie. Is cards the new euphemism for condoms?

Birdie: No, he went to get cards. He wants to play poker.

Olivia: You guys are going to play strip poker?!

Birdie: No, we’re not going to play strip poker. We’re going to just play poker for fun.

Millie: Who plays poker for fun at 10:30 at night?

Birdie: It wasn’t my suggestion, it was Hunter’s.

Olivia: And you said yes?

Birdie: Yeah, I said yes because well, okay, guys don’t kill me, but he looks amazing, and …

Olivia: Oh my gosh, don’t tell me you’re falling for him again.

Birdie: No, I’m not falling for him again. He just looks really delicious.

Olivia: Do we need to come over and stop you right now?

Birdie: You don’t need to stop me from anything. I was just messaging because I’m confused and I don’t know what to do.

Jane: What do you think you want to do?

Birdie: What do you guys think?

Magnolia: You totally want to hook up with him, don’t you?

Birdie: I can’t lie, I wouldn’t mind making out with him.

Olivia: Girl, you said you didn’t want to make out with any randos.

Birdie: But he’s not a rando, he’s my first love.

Olivia: Your first love who BROKE YOUR HEART.

Birdie: Well, yeah, but is one more hookup going to do anything?

Jane: Do not do it, girl.

Birdie: I know, I know. I just don’t know what to do. Should I tell him not to come back?

Olivia: Text him and tell him you’re falling asleep.

Magnolia: I agree. He sounds like bad news.

Jane: I concur.

Millie: I think you should give him a chance.

Olivia: Millie, stop it, don’t encourage her.

Birdie: Guys, I’m sitting here laughing right now. I can just picture all of your faces.

Magnolia: Well, picture my face looking at you really sternly. Letting an ex back into your life is a bad idea!

Birdie: But it worked out well for you.

Magnolia: Yeah, but Jagger wasn’t technically an ex.

Birdie: True, but he did seem to have some drama.

Magnolia: That’s quite true, haha.

Birdie: Am I making a huge mistake?

Olivia: If you’re just playing poker, that’s not a mistake. If you’re playing poker to have sex with him …

Birdie: No, I’m not going to have sex with him, but …

Millie: What’s the but?

Birdie: I mean, maybe we’ll make out, maybe he’ll go down on me, I don’t know.

Olivia: Oh my gosh, Birdie. Didn’t you just tell me yesterday you wanted nothing to do with him?

Birdie: Yeah, but I hadn’t seen him. He’s like my kryptonite.

Jane: Oh my gosh, I’m rolling my eyes so hard right now, Birdie. If he’s bad news then you should not see him.

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