To My Immature Ex Boyfriend by Cooper J. S
Author:Cooper, J. S. [Cooper, J. S.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Romance
Amazon: B08749ZC4Q
Goodreads: 53534242
Publisher: Amazon Digital Services
Published: 2021-03-23T07:00:00+00:00
Chapter 16
Birdie
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I grabbed my phone and started a group text to Olivia, Jane, Magnolia, and Millie.
âHEY GUYS, MAYDAY, MAYDAY, I NEED YOUR ADVICE!â
Olivia was the first one to respond. âWhatâs going on, Birdie??â
âOkay, donât kill me, but Hunter just came over.â
âOh my gosh, what?!â
âYeah, he just went out to get a pack of cards.â
Jane: He went to get a pack of cards or he went to get some condoms?
Millie: Come on now, Birdie. Is cards the new euphemism for condoms?
Birdie: No, he went to get cards. He wants to play poker.
Olivia: You guys are going to play strip poker?!
Birdie: No, weâre not going to play strip poker. Weâre going to just play poker for fun.
Millie: Who plays poker for fun at 10:30 at night?
Birdie: It wasnât my suggestion, it was Hunterâs.
Olivia: And you said yes?
Birdie: Yeah, I said yes because well, okay, guys donât kill me, but he looks amazing, and â¦
Olivia: Oh my gosh, donât tell me youâre falling for him again.
Birdie: No, Iâm not falling for him again. He just looks really delicious.
Olivia: Do we need to come over and stop you right now?
Birdie: You donât need to stop me from anything. I was just messaging because Iâm confused and I donât know what to do.
Jane: What do you think you want to do?
Birdie: What do you guys think?
Magnolia: You totally want to hook up with him, donât you?
Birdie: I canât lie, I wouldnât mind making out with him.
Olivia: Girl, you said you didnât want to make out with any randos.
Birdie: But heâs not a rando, heâs my first love.
Olivia: Your first love who BROKE YOUR HEART.
Birdie: Well, yeah, but is one more hookup going to do anything?
Jane: Do not do it, girl.
Birdie: I know, I know. I just donât know what to do. Should I tell him not to come back?
Olivia: Text him and tell him youâre falling asleep.
Magnolia: I agree. He sounds like bad news.
Jane: I concur.
Millie: I think you should give him a chance.
Olivia: Millie, stop it, donât encourage her.
Birdie: Guys, Iâm sitting here laughing right now. I can just picture all of your faces.
Magnolia: Well, picture my face looking at you really sternly. Letting an ex back into your life is a bad idea!
Birdie: But it worked out well for you.
Magnolia: Yeah, but Jagger wasnât technically an ex.
Birdie: True, but he did seem to have some drama.
Magnolia: Thatâs quite true, haha.
Birdie: Am I making a huge mistake?
Olivia: If youâre just playing poker, thatâs not a mistake. If youâre playing poker to have sex with him â¦
Birdie: No, Iâm not going to have sex with him, but â¦
Millie: Whatâs the but?
Birdie: I mean, maybe weâll make out, maybe heâll go down on me, I donât know.
Olivia: Oh my gosh, Birdie. Didnât you just tell me yesterday you wanted nothing to do with him?
Birdie: Yeah, but I hadnât seen him. Heâs like my kryptonite.
Jane: Oh my gosh, Iâm rolling my eyes so hard right now, Birdie. If heâs bad news then you should not see him.
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